I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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