her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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