We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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