am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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