Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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