i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
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it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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