We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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