Dual....:-)
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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