it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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