"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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