Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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