i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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