i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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