I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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