the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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