we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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