Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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