There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
