I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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