Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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