why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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