i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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