Your tits are I can't wait for
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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