you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
