The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We need to get me chipped asap
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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