I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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