Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
