i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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