I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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