Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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