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I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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