he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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