My cat gives me a boner
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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