Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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