I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
