But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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