How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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