ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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