you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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