fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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