My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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