what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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