I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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