I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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