So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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