So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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