I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Everything about him screamed your future.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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