Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
This is classic penis vs brain.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
