oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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