Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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