I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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