talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Two words: nipple clamps
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