K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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