Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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